Thursday, July 21, 2011
Monday, March 23, 2009
I've Recently Heard that Gays are Dangerous
So I've complied a list of these things which are more dangerous than gay people:
-A game of Monopoly
-drinking milk out of the carton
-feeding the fish
-speeding by 5km/h
-licking the terminals of a 9-volt battery
-boy cooties
-potato salad
-mismatched socks
-leaving the lights on when leaving a room
-ripping the 'do not remove' label off a mattress
-smelling burnt hair
-a madonna record
-a cher record
-a justin timberlake record
-old magazines
-90's porn
-talking on your cellphone in class
-talking to your Grandpa
-Olive Garden Soup and Salad combos
-my exboyfriends football gear
-bunnies
-rainbow bumper stickers
-a madonna concert
-a cher concert
-a madonna/cher/justin timberlake concert
-Amy Winehouses' beehive
-Overalls from Old Navy
-Toesocks in rainbow colors
-a miley cyrus song
-the Hills marathon
-Perez Hilton's bathroom
-Jeffree Star's wig
-RuPaul's botox practitioner
-Candy
-and last but not least...Chicken.
Did anyone notice that most gay activity is more dangerous than gays themselves according to my scientific list? Yes. Us gays are so riskay!
I really just can't believe the reaction from goons like O'Reilly and Hannity against the prop 8 thing and I've been hearing things like, gays are terrorists and blahblah...lets get a grip. We're gay. We aren't into terrorism more than we aren't into Target Brand jeans.
I mean some of the incidents surrounding prop8 protests were wrong. But, for silly pundits like Hannity and Beck to just go about generalizing a few select incidents about gays is just insulting to me. Really...are gays marginalized to the point where 4 minor incidents can paint an entire portrait of them to the sheep of America? This is one huge underlying problem and I think it's just irresponsible for the mass media outlets like Fox, to be so distorting in their representations of gays.
So let's be a little more fair here from now on: gays aren't as bad as candy or as risque as drinking milk from a carton are they?
-A game of Monopoly
-drinking milk out of the carton
-feeding the fish
-speeding by 5km/h
-licking the terminals of a 9-volt battery
-boy cooties
-potato salad
-mismatched socks
-leaving the lights on when leaving a room
-ripping the 'do not remove' label off a mattress
-smelling burnt hair
-a madonna record
-a cher record
-a justin timberlake record
-old magazines
-90's porn
-talking on your cellphone in class
-talking to your Grandpa
-Olive Garden Soup and Salad combos
-my exboyfriends football gear
-bunnies
-rainbow bumper stickers
-a madonna concert
-a cher concert
-a madonna/cher/justin timberlake concert
-Amy Winehouses' beehive
-Overalls from Old Navy
-Toesocks in rainbow colors
-a miley cyrus song
-the Hills marathon
-Perez Hilton's bathroom
-Jeffree Star's wig
-RuPaul's botox practitioner
-Candy
-and last but not least...Chicken.
Did anyone notice that most gay activity is more dangerous than gays themselves according to my scientific list? Yes. Us gays are so riskay!
I really just can't believe the reaction from goons like O'Reilly and Hannity against the prop 8 thing and I've been hearing things like, gays are terrorists and blahblah...lets get a grip. We're gay. We aren't into terrorism more than we aren't into Target Brand jeans.
I mean some of the incidents surrounding prop8 protests were wrong. But, for silly pundits like Hannity and Beck to just go about generalizing a few select incidents about gays is just insulting to me. Really...are gays marginalized to the point where 4 minor incidents can paint an entire portrait of them to the sheep of America? This is one huge underlying problem and I think it's just irresponsible for the mass media outlets like Fox, to be so distorting in their representations of gays.
So let's be a little more fair here from now on: gays aren't as bad as candy or as risque as drinking milk from a carton are they?
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